There was no time to waste last night in the Big Brother 13 house. Rachel had just been crowned HoH for the 32nd time, Brendon fully supported her amid his belittling lectures, and they both had Lawon’s Word. His Word! So with all that in mind, Rachel’s wheels started spinning and plotting who would be the next pair of nominees. We’re still hours away from getting the official word later tonight, but after the past 18 hours on the Live Feeds (get your Free Trial) it’s safe to say who won’t see a key anytime soon.
Live eviction episodes aren’t often extraordinarily exciting (from a “drama” standpoint), so I think I’m going to use this opportunity for my Big Brother 13 Episode 7 write-up to be a bit more subjective and opinionated. My apologies in advance to all of those who enjoy me simply spewing comical hate on every single person in the house (although I’m sure you’ll get a little of that too).
As with all live eviction episodes, this one leads in with the Chenbot (tonight, wearing her finest “business casual safari expedition” outfit) setting the stage for the next hour of Big Brother fun. We get the recap of this week’s HoH, Jordan (…or was it Rachel? – I forget), putting up Cassie and Shelly as replacement nominees. In the midst of wallowing for sympathy, Shelly tells us that she punishes her children by making them write sentences. It’s good to know that Shelly’s offspring are all either very well-behaved or completely illiterate.
Cassie ends up confronting Rachel to ask why Rachel (not Jordan, mind you) is sending her home this week. After the argument, Rachel runs upstairs to the HoH room and spews some fantastic ironies, hypocrisies, and delusions to Jordan. Some of my favorites, you ask?…
“Cassie has bad gameplay”
“Cassie is so manipulative”
“I didn’t do anything to Cassie”
“Cassie is the meanest fighter in the world”
“I’m not a villain”
“I don’t attack people”
Not only have I not made up or even exaggerated any of the lines above, but I should also note that the entire block of quotes above was gifted to us in a span of less than 60-seconds. Jordan promptly cuts Rachel off to play the voice of reason and let Rachel know that she comes off as bitchy. I’ve gotta say that I was never a fan of Season 11 Jordan, but I am a HUGE fan of Season 13 Jordan. If past players are going to be brought back into the game (and this goes for any game – Big Brother, Survivor, Amazing Race, etc), I want to see them play a completely different game than I’ve already seen – and Jordan is doing just that. Mad respect for her this time around, and I fully admit I was wrong in my pre-judgment of her this season.
Welcome back, Eviction Day! Big Brother 13 prepares to kick another HG out of the house and put the power of nomination in to the hands of another. There’s no surprise for who will be sent home as Cassi has now fully resigned herself to eviction. Once the inevitable is over we’ll get whispers of who is next to reach the chopping block, or perhaps return for a second attempt at eviction.
Big Brother 13 Live Feed Highlights – July 21, 2011:
Tonight on Big Brother 13 episode 7, the results of the second live eviction will be revealed along with the results of the third HoH competition. While we wait for the results join us on Facebook and grab our free iPhone and Android mobile apps!
I’ll be updating this post here with the live eviction and HoH results as they’re revealed on the show. Have your Live Feeds (not signed up yet? get the Free Trial) ready to go because as soon as the broadcast is over and the Feeds come back!
Big Brother 13 Week 2 Live Eviction voting:
- Rachel: evict Cassi
- Brendon: evict Cassi
- Jeff: evict Cassi
- Adam: evict Cassi
- Dominic: evict Cassi
- Daniele: evict Cassi
- Kalia: evict Cassi
- Lawon: evict Cassi
- Porsche: evict Cassi
That’s enough votes for evictions. You won’t get to see Bikini Cassi anymore.
By a vote of 9-0, Cassi has been evicted. Shelly will receive a Golden Key.
Big Brother 13 Week 3 HoH Competition – ‘Big Brother Online’:
- Round 1: Everyone is safe
- Round 2: Everyone is safe
- Round 3: Kalia is eliminated
- Round 4: Jeff is eliminated
- Round 5: Adam, Lawon, & Dominic are eliminated
- Round 6: Everyone is safe
- Round 6: Brendon is eliminated
Rachel is the new HoH. Listen in as Rachel pisses away this season of Big Brother, as she demonstrated she would during the live broadcast just after Cassi was evicted.
Once the eviction show is over the Live Feeds turn back on and we’ll have a brand new HoH in the Big Brother house! Make sure you’re ready to watch the house react to who is in power. The nominations are revealed Friday night, so stay close by!
Big Brother is back tonight for the second live eviction of the BB13 season when either Cassi or
Cassi, I mean or Shelly.
Based on the polls CBS posted last week I’m expecting tonight’s HoH competition to be a “majority rules” type game, but instead of HGs, America is deciding the majority. I’ll be here posting all the results live during the East coast broadcast show so keep checking back for the latest Big Brother 13 spoilers.
While we wait for tonight’s big results, be sure to check out BB12′s Matt Hoffman’s recap of last night’s Big Brother episode 6. Then grab your BB Live Feed Free Trial so you can join other fans today at 6PM ET for the live Happy Hour show with BB9′s Chelsia Hart available only on SuperPass. GFQ will also be airing their live show, Big Brother Rewind, at 7PM at GFQlive.tv which is free and open with no SuperPass required.
Share your thoughts and tell us why you want to see either Cassi or Shelly go home by voting in our weekly eviction poll too. Don’t forget to join us tonight in the Big Brother Chat Room during the live eviction show at 9PM ET!
Based on recent comments that I have received on my write-ups, I’m beginning this week’s recap with a disclaimer that remains valid throughout the entire season:
I do not legitimately “hate” anyone on “Big Brother 13”. I am personal friends with several members of the cast, so I am not “jealous” that they are on and that I am not. I am quite happy for those that got selected, in fact. My brand of humor and writing style is snide, cynical, and sarcastic in a purely non-serious/ball-busting manner. It is your choice to either read my recaps or continue to be an ass-face.
Allllllrighty – now that that’s out of the way, let’s get started with the Wednesday night episode of
“The Brenchel Show” “Big Brother”!…
Jordan’s nominations have been made and Rachel (wearing her best kabuki gown…yeah, go back and look…super weird) expresses her distaste for the people selected. Adam runs upstairs to get his orders from Officer JeJo who tells him that he must throw the veto comp. Then Adam babbles about something in the diary room that isn’t important, but what is important is that he’s wearing yet another bacon-related shirt. These newbie DR’s are killing me. We get it, Adam – you love bacon. Okay, Lawon – we know you’re gay. Yes, Kalia…Kalia? Who?
Cut to what may be a dream sequence, because we’re in Opposite Land where RACHEL is saying that Cassi is “not good at playing this game”. Yes, Cassi is probably going home this week. But being evicted does NOT necessarily make you a bad player. Being a raging lunatic with the inability to conceal any of your emotions, evicting people on the sole basis that they’re better looking than you, and occasionally seeking refuge in fake plastic shrubbery (more on that later) makes you a bad player.