Wednesday night’s episode marked the pivotal moment where Big Brother Season 13 officially became the overall most collectively moronic cast of characters to ever play the game of Big Brother. We’ve seen some nitwits in the past, but I’ve got to think that CBS was trying to cast the biggest strategic idiots that they could find. I’m getting ahead of myself, though – let’s rewind a bit…
We start with a flashback to Kalia’s nomination speech where she tries to be all “hard ass” but comes off all “dumb ass” instead. She talks about how she’s going to “jump, grow wings, and fly on the way down”. I’m not sure what that means, but it looks like the old “when pigs fly” adage is taking on a comically ironic reality.
Rachel takes her nomination pretty hard, but Shelly is there to pick up the pieces and regulate Rachel’s emotional state:
SHELLY: C’mon, Rachel – you have more class than this.
RACHEL: Really? You have seen my weekly live-eviction dresses that barely cover my labia, right?
SHELLY: Stay strong for Brendon! It’s just a game, Rachel. Don’t get so worked up.
RACHEL: If it’s just a game, then why do people keep making personal attacks at me?
SHELLY: Because you’re a mess.
Like the emotional locust that she is, once Rachel has sucked all of the sympathy that she could out of Shelly, she moves on to Jordan in the Have Not room. Rachel dishes out the over-dramatics in full force, including threatening to leave, packing her suitcase just slow enough to give Jordan time to intervene, and crying as intensely as someone can cry who has had their tear ducts sealed shut with botox.
Once Big Brother sees that Rachel is sufficiently broken down in the Have Not room, they begin to start pumping the hormone gas into the HoH ventilation system. Another success from Big Brother, as Kalia has an irrational crying fit (this time complete with actual liquid tears!). We never truly understand why Kalia is so upset. She claims that she is “so stressed out”, but I’m not understanding how slothing around the HoH room while cowering in fear, succumbing to the wishes of anyone who comes up to tell you what to do, and making no decisions on your own while you are the only one who is in no danger of going home this week could be considered “stressful”.
It’s eviction time, or at least something close depending on the twist, on Big Brother 13 tonight so let’s hear some eviction predictions! Again this season I’ll be collecting predictions from other great Big Brother websites and sharing them here. Check out all of our Big Brother predictions and then share your own in the poll below.
Big Brother 13 Week 5 Eviction Predictions – Lawon or Rachel:
Who ever gets evicted tonight will have a chance to compete and return, but if it’s Lawon then does he really have much of a chance from what we’ve seen from him so far?
What do you think? Share your guess in the poll and explain why in the comments.
The big subject of conversation today in the Big Brother house was the upcoming twist which Dani has pretty much figured out. Lawon is still wanting to get voted out and Rachel is making her last minute deals. Should be an interesting night for the houseguests as either Lawon or Rachel battle it out with America’s choice. The feeds go down for two hours this evening as the house guests have their half way party which should be shown during the live show.
Big Brother 13 Live Feed Highlights – August 10, 2011
Tonight on Big Brother 13 we’ll get to watch the latest PoV competition and just like last week it sounds like it was a pretty interesting one. We’ve heard about a lot of running and something to do with dropping a ball and having to start all the way over. In the end it seems to have been very, very close. If you’ve got one of our free Big Brother mobile apps then you probably already read how the competition and ceremony turned out, but if not, then you can go ahead get all those Veto spoilers.
I’m also very anxious to see how CBS presents the insane turn of events where the alliance in power is about to potentially throw everything away in their confusion over this week’s big twist. Speaking of, have you voted in our unofficial poll? We won’t know who won the chance to return until Thursday, but at least we can see our own results.
Check back in tomorrow morning for another episode review by BB12’s Matt Hoffman.
If you haven’t been watching the BB13 Live Feeds then you’ve been missing the real game and there’s no way CBS is going to be able to show most of what’s been done and said in the house. You can catch it all on Flashback which lets you jump to any day and any time in the season. Get started with the Free Trial right now.
There’s a lot we won’t know about the new Big Brother 13 twist until it arrives on Thursday night, but in the meantime we can still speculate over the various scenarios of how it could all play out. America has been voting for the past week and, allegedly, which ever former HG receives the most votes will have the chance to battle Thursday’s evictee to return to the game. Of course the voting could all be for show, just like the preseason voting for which Dynamic Duos were going to return, so CBS might already know who they want back in (read: Brendon) and just do it anyway.
It was a much calmer day for the house guests of Big Brother 13. The majority of the day was spent working on their tans poolside and playing guess the tv show. Dani and Kalia still don’t have a clue they are being played and Lawon is dealing with some sexual frustration. The rest of the house is chillin and hanging out.
Big Brother 13 Live Feed Highlights – August 9, 2011