Big Brother 13 Fortune Teller Predictions

Big Brother 13 Fortune Teller

Big Brother finally woke up Crystal the Fortune Teller last night on the Live Feeds. As part of the next Head of Household competition the HGs will be presented with “fortunes” to remember. Presumably, the HG who gets the most “True/False” questions correct regarding what Crystal said will become the next HoH.

Crystal has been waking the HGs up throughout the night so they’re sure to be well rested ahead of the next comp. Turn on your Live Feeds and listen in as the HGs do their best to remember each fortune. Don’t have the Feeds yet? There’s still time to get the Free Trial and see what other fans have been watching all season.

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Flashback to Monday at 9:38PM BBT to see Crystal the Fortune Teller introduce herself and the game to the HGs. Her first fortune arrives at 9:43PM BBT:

In 2018, Shelly will make millions when her book, “How I created the perfect tan and how you tan too,” reaches number 3 on the all-time best seller list.”

Crystal returns at 9:48PM BBT with a prediction for Porsche:

In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, Porsche will move to Anchorage, Alaska and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.

Another fortune arrives at 9:57PM BBT. This time Jeff gets a zinger of his own.

In 2014, Jeff will disappear from society. He will be last seen wander the Chicago streets muttering only two words: clown shoe.

With lots more predictions to go the Fortune Teller starts to speed up:

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Crystal takes a swipe at Evel Dick and Daniele Donato at 10:23PM BBT.

On October 15th, 2011 at 3:42PM, Daniele will reconcile with her father Dick. On October 15th 2011 at 3:49PM, they will go back to not speaking.

After a very short break, Crystal returns with a zinger for Kalia at 10:25PM BBT.

In 2014, after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.

At 10:41PM BBT it’s finally time for Lawon to handsomefy these fortunes with one of his own.

In 2016 Lawon will take New York Fashion Week by storm when he launches his Handsomefied line of hats, ties, and jackets.

No rest for the weary. Crystal returns at 10:44PM BBT with a fortune for Brendon.

After taking 9 years to earn his PhD, Brendon will shock physicians and scholars alike after discovering a cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: Athlete’s Foot.

Ehh, not one of its best, but that won’t stop it now.

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It’s Adam’s turn at Crystal’s fortune telling at 10:55PM BBT.

In 2020, Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon-scented, heavy metal teddy bears for children.

Next, Crystal has mankind’s most feared prediction at 11:03PM BBT: Rachel’s baby!

In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 6oz bouncing baby boy, naming it Bookie Jr. after its proud father.

Not even the Hoff is safe from these fortunes when he’s paired up with Cassi at 11:06PM BBT.

In 2012, Cassi will land a role alongside international megastar, David Hasselhoff, in the countrified Baywatch reboot, Riverwatch.

Okay, those were a little better, but still more to go.

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Evel Dick is back in the fortune-spotlight at 11:08PM BBT.

In 2015, Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily-tattooed orphans, changing his name from Evel Dick to Old Saint Dick.

Dominic gets his fortune next at 11:11 PM BBT.

In 2013, Dominic will grace the cover of Seventeen magazine with the headline “Total Dom-ination.” He’ll dethrone pop-sensation, Justin Bieber as America’s favorite heartthrob.

The Fortune Teller has one for Keith next at 11:18 PM BBT.

In 2015, Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called “Love Rejection.” But it will be short-lived after it’s revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants.

Jordan gets her own fortune next at 11:23PM BBT thanks to the Humilitard.

In 2011 after the runaway success of the Humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of Humilitard-inspired items including the Humilicar, the Humilifier, and then Humilibake oven.

After this the Fortune Teller begins repeating previous fortunes. At 2:11AM BBT, Cassie’s Riverwatch fortune is retold. Rachel does not make it in time to hear it. Rachel’s fortune is repeated at 2:32AM BBT. Rachel sleeps through this one as well. Keith’s fortune is retold at 2:49AM BBT. Still no Rachel. Porsche’s igloo fortune is retold at 3:51AM BBT.

The fortune repeats continue through the early morning. At 4:57AM BBT Lawon’s fashion line prediction is retold. Then at 5:14 AM the Donato reconciliation fortune is retold. Crystal repeats Kalia’s prediction at 5:41 AM BBT. Brendon’s is the last to be repeated at 5:52AM BBT.

The HGs hope they’ve heard the last from Crystal the fortune teller. She might not be done yet though so keep your Live Feeds running as Crystal keeps the HGs on their toes.


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  1. Prediction: Kalia goes to the jury house. Porsche wins HOH. She nominates Rachel and Jordan. Rachel wins POV. Takes herself off the block. Adam is the renom (duh!) and Rachel evicts him. Adam kicks himself for not using his POV yesterday but votes for Rachel anyway in the end.

      • Good thinking Dollar Man.It would be great if that were to happen,exactly that way.I don’t think Porsche can beat Rachel or Jordan if she was to end up in the final two.Go Rachel,you have played your ass off,you deserve to win the$500 thousand.

    • I think the HOH will be between Adam and Porkche. I’m hoping for a R/J/A final 3 that way the “mean girls group” can get together at the jury house.

      • I agree with you. Although, I think I’d be okay if Porsche was F3 because I don’t think she really has a shot at winning it all. As long as Kahlia is no where near the final, I’d be happy.

      • Yes, the mean girls all need to be together in the Jury House!! Keeping my fingers crossed for a J/R/A final three.

      • Haha, “mean girls”, I love it! I’m pretty sure you’re talking about Daniele, Kalia, and Porsche. That’s funny. I am Team Daniele 100%, and I accept that nickname as humorous and amusing (: I’m sure Daniele will too. I predict Porsche being in the final two, and she will win if she is up against Jordan or Adam.

    • My Rachel hate days are over, I am actually hoping she will win as she truly plays the best game only down fall her mouth…Brandon, yuk so sick of her fiance remarks sorry my spelling is horrible.

    • That can’t be so hard to predict as it seems that the next hoh may have something to do with memory/thinking and Jordan and Adam are worthless in that department. Either way, Jordan and Rachel will be the last 2 since this game has had “rigged” written all over it. Anyone else find it odd that last week’s pov was the hanging banana all over again? And for those fans who are real fans, who won the hanging banana comp earlier this season? You got it. A “must win” situation for Rachel turned into a “will win” situation. Just switch out the banana for a hanging dummy. Please BB…why not just hand the check to Rachel at the beginning of the season and run reruns all summer like everyone else.

  2. Rachel and Jordan should have told Porsche that they were voting her out so that she would feel defeated and be too upset to remember what Crystal said. That would also have kept Kalia quiet till she gets evicted (mostly). After the eviction they could tell her that it was the only way to get Kalea to relent.

  3. Someone needs to keep us posted on the events throughout the day… and if the live feeds were cut…. PLEASE

    • The live feeds are still on and the HG’s have had a wakeup call. (Poor guys, they were all (except Rachel) up till 6:00 am because of the FT.

    • They will be cut though and AD will not air live tonight (in my opinion) because they gave the hgs momosas and real cards this morning and told them they’re on Showtime already. So I think they’re recording it now to fill tonights episode with it. They are on lockdown, so obviously outside is being set up…I’m nervous! Lol. All I ultimately care about is rachel winning that damn veto.

  4. Yeah I think this is one for Adam. Hopefully he pulls an HoH out so I can actually start rooting for him to win. lol.

    • So Moe doe that = LF will be out until after Wed show? I recall they did that in the past and used fillers from the beginning of the season…it was flashback for hours!!!!!!!!!

      • Real will be providing special content today including shows hosted by Janelle and Howie along with highlights from the season.

        I’ll have details posted this afternoon.

      • @leb: It’s likely that feeds will be out until Wed after the show.

        @john: No, I don’t think so. There should be another endurance competition and more events to watch on the Feeds.

      • lol…I totally forgot that. When I read that eviction was today I ran to the TV to see if BBAD was on tonight. I was so excited we were going to find out tonight, but I bet you are right, there will be highlight and flashbacks of previous BBAD shows!

      • Confused… Why would the LF be down until after Wednesday’s show… We get to find out everything else that happens before it’s aired why not this eviction and HOH comp?

      • @ kathy. Yeah I. Think they’re recording them for tonight cause they already told the HGs they’re on showtime. They were all wondering why so early.

  5. Well Jordan sure is not to smart. She looks like a lost puppy when Rachel or Adam or not with her. Maybe if she keeps from stroking her hair she could remember something. It’s just as bad as Kalia talking. She doesn’t go more than thirty seconds with out doing it. Do not believe, just watch her. Adam will probably blow the first question. He is no good under the gun. Porche and Rachel final 2. Rachel cannot win against Jordan so she will not take her. My will that be backstabing or is it okay because it is them. Go Prche.

    • I can’t stand watching that jordon play with her hair!! She does not deserve to win. Worst BB ever!!!!!

      • That Jordan was so bad last night playing with hair on overnights , I had to turn off TV. She is so immature,Like a baby, has had no life experiences. It amazes me how Jeff finds her so appealing, Oh I guess he doesn’t not even a nice kiss for the whole time he was there. She even chews her nail down to nothing. Can’t even play cardl

    • I LOVE Jordan but since ‘Bren-an’ left Rachel has been as awesome human being. She has had to fight for her everyday in that house! If and I feel confident she will, ends up in final two Rachel will win it all!!! Jordan win be elated win second. All fight and attitudes are forgiven(for the most part) and the jury votes on who deservers it the most!!! Who won the most, played the best ect…

      • As much as everyone says Brenden is bad for Rachel he is the main reason her attitude and social game has changed. He talked to her b4 he left and informed her she had to change her attitude in order to go further. Also during his exit interview he stated that was his mistake how he acted toward the other houseguest. So as much as some may not want to admit, Brenden makes Rachel better. While I don’t want her to win, if she’s in the final 2 she needs to win bcuz out of everyone left she worked the hardest and earned it!

      • @ kathy I couldn’t agree more! Rachel will win if she’s in F2 and I really think she HAS to. Win FHOH to be in F2. Which I think she will also Do that!

    • Wow…your predictions are about as corny as crystals! Rachel will beat ANYONE in F2. Ill bet mney on it.

  6. WOW drinking in the BB house already…. The eviction should be no pain felt for either K or P. I suppose that is another method to slow down K talking.

  7. boring snoozefest nothing happening very predictable a total dud of a show since dani and jeff left adam had a shot but threw it away he dude nice guys dont win

  8. posted by big brother junkies on twitter….

    ■Last night the fortune teller came alive and gave them 14 clues, one for each original houseguest.
    ■This was to prepare them for today, which is an eviction plus head of household competition. It will likely be trivia based on the fortunes.
    ■One person (*cough Kalia cough*) will be eliminated tonight (Tuesday)
    ■The feeds are likely going down from 5pm or so est until after the show airs on CBS tomorrow night (Wednesday)
    ■Right now (10:00 am BBT) they were told that filming for Big Brother After Dark is beginning. What is happening on the feeds right now will air tonight on showtime.
    ■Tomorrow (Wednesday), they will air (Kalia’s) eviction and the Head of Household competition that is happening tonight.

  9. right about now them duke boys are wondering who will make the stupidest move rachel by keeping jordan probably

  10. prediction brendan leave rachel for someone good looking and rachel marries an85 year old for his money

    • why cant people just wish them well and rachel is a great looking woman. i think they make a good couple

      • A good couple BUT for how long?
        That is the question.
        If Rachel was given a contract for a movie or TV series I would perdict that bond would last Hmmmmmm……….about a month.
        Rachel real “LOVE” is her reflection projected from the mirror!!!!!

        She is one insecure and vain dame!

      • mabey from the neck down sorry dude where I live that chicks a 4.5 you can have her 4 5 bucks 4.5 get it

      • i being a christian cannot judge people. We all beautiful in some way and no one of us is perfect.

      • Rachel isn’t that bad looking my gosh some people are ridiculous, let the girl live. And how can her one true love. Be her. Reflection in the mirror, but then in. The same sentence say. She’s “vain” and “insecure”…that whole sentence made no sense.

  11. I wouldnt want my tv commercials shown on this crap yawn jesse get real impact wrestling star he has not even been given a try out yet but hey I would love to curt angle smack em with achair or jarret with a guitar to the head rachel should have slammed him through a table

  12. Posting on LF:

    “On 9/6 and 9/7 CBS is preparing for a special episode. During this time please enjoy exclusive live show programming and BB After Dark on the Live Feeds”.

  13. just a thought bachelor pad is a really bad attempt at this season’s big brother now they are pairing up as couples…isssssh

  14. I never thought that I’d say this —but since Jeff has been evicted and Jordan has already won before= I’m actually for Rachel. SHE, alone, has tried tremendously hard and deserves it.

    Adam and Jordan for second. “Sleeper” Kalia – zilch…Porche who just wants to be famous – zilch.

  15. The part I liked about the last Pandora’s Box was when Rachel was trying to see the screen and Jesse kept stepping in front of her. She wasn’t interested in seeing him. She wanted to see the clothes and what she missed by opening the box. Don’t know why he thinks he is God’s gift to women. And that’s my final word.

    • He acts like he thinks he’s God’s gift to women because the producers told him, “hey, go in there and act like you think you’re God’s gift to women”. His purpose there is to be as annoying as possible, thus he’s going to play it up.

      Afterwards Rachel was talking about how she should have actually asked him for some workout tips but she thought production wanted her to act like she really hated the situation.

  16. Big Red has to win POV. She’s the biggest threat in the house and everyone knows it. Win it Rach, you deserve it and earned it this time around.

  17. My fav part was when she asked if she had to take all the stuff and he said you GET to take it all lmao so f’in funny

  18. I’ve already seen some other posts regarding this, but I just had to say – If Jordan pulls on her hair any more, she’s going to be bald by time she’s 30. Last night was the absolute worst. I realize that it is a nervous thing, but I wonder when she goes home and looks at the tapes, if it will have any effect on her. Does she even realize she is doing it? Also, just a thought, since she works in a salon, do you think anyone there would tell her about this constant pulling of her hair???

    • That could be indicative of a very serious problem. I went to high school with a girl who had trichotillomania, and she would go to sleep and wake up with clump of hair in her bed from doing this in her sleep. Eventually, she did go almost bald from it. It would be terrible to suffer from such a problem.

      • What is so ridiculous about someone who may or may not have a problem? We can chat all about Kalia’s overeating problems, Shelly’s chain smoking, etc.. I have noticed Jordan’s hair isn’t as thick as it was when she started this season, and quite frankly no one was discussing the matter with you in particular.

    • I love Jordan and want her to win but I agree her playing with her hair last night drove me crazy. I was talking to the stupid TV telling her to quit playing with her hair. LOL But I notice she seems to do it a lot when she’s nervous. Someone needs to tell her because I’ll bet she doesn’t even know she’s doing it.

    • That is sad. It’s a very touchy thing to joke about September 11th.

      I had a loved one who was injured on September 11th and subsequently died.

      BB13 is a fun show to watch for diversion from the weightier things in life, such as 9-11.

      I enjoy the show and the house guests. Yes, some are exceedingly annoying, but save one or two, I could be friends in real life with all of them.

    • If Rachel did win, she would end up losing all her money in a lawsuit caused by her irresponsible driving. After listening to her talk about how she knows she drives bad, yet puts other people’s lives at stake and still drives any way makes me personally pissed off. I have been the victim of 3 very bad car accidents, all of which were not my fault and I see Rachel as another idiot driver that has no business on the road.

    • Rachel mentioned recently that when Brendon was there she felt emboldened to cause fights and go after people because she knew he’d have her back. Now that he’s gone she is avoiding those sort of events.

      Definitely much more pleasant.

      • Money. Rachel has made it clear that her occupation in Las Vegas paid well.

        Now that she’s in Cali with Brendon, she’s planning to go back to school for a graduate degree.

  19. I know nobody will agree as so many have made so many rude remarks about Kalia, but I am still going to say it.

    Kalia would win this comp. with the Fortune Teller hands down and I think if Rachel were playing she would even beat her. That is why Kalia is going. Rachel even respects Kalia’s game play and especially in questions.

    When you stop and think about Rachel’s normal play of getting out floaters (her definition in the past) she has actually had to fight this season to get these players out. I will not call them floaters, but newbies as that is how they entered the game. I am not saying Rachel is not a good competitor, but look who has been left in the game that she has had to beat. The only vet besides herself is Jordan.

    I would much rather have seen Rachel come in alone without a partner and play against some of the great players from the past. Each one fighting it out alone.

    I have no doubt that Rachel will win in the end. I just wanted to voice my opinions and I know the majority on the site will not agree.

    • See my comments above.

      “The bleakness of national job creation can be witnessed on the current college graduation level, according to a recent New York Times story. Nearly 45 percent of all new college graduates fewer than 25 years of age are either unemployed or working at a job that does not require a degree at all”

    • For the “same reason” that porshe works on the same kind of thing that rachel worked before big brother:
      Rachel sayed that she would got more money in vegas during a week than on 2 months of working on other works.
      Porshe too works has a cocktail waitress because that gets her money and can get her jobs on the tv world or fashion.
      (they both had boob jobs for those things…)
      On the other side, right now getting a job is kinda winning the lottery.

  20. Crystal says Kalia goes to jury house, Jordan wins HOH puts up Porche and Adam, Rachel wins POV votes Porche out. Final 3 Jordan, Rachel, Adam. What was that Crystal? Oh Crystal also says Rachel wins part 1 of HOH, Jordan wins part 2 of HOH and now it doesn’t really matter because they are taking each other to the final 2!!!

    • Sounds fine.

      “Crystal” should have a little more fun. (She should also get a “voice change operation”.)

    • I have less of a problem with Rachel winning, but I would rather see a newbie win F2. I don’t think Jordan deserves it. IMO just being nice doesn’t get you there. Adam has been every bit as nice and even more sociable than Jordan this season. In the beginning you barely saw Jordan talking with others while Adam talked with everyone. You see her more now with few people left. Their comps are the same. Since it was a season of vets versus newbies I would rather see a newbie win F2.

      • I say let the best player win.

        It bothers me not in the least to have vets verses newbies. Some suggest it is unfair, but I say, how?

        Each person is there for him/herself. Each person has an equal opportunity to befriend or make enemies. Each person has an equal opportunity to win competitions.

        Having the vets make it more fun and interesting to watch. In a sense, we are “vested” with the vets.

      • You only watch what you want to see. Jordan has by far played the game better than anyone in the house, and I hope she wins again. Rachel is ok, but such a whiner. Go Jordo…all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Are the HG allowed to write things down? I am guessing the answer is No. Just wondering, the HG were walking around trying to remember everything that was said.

  22. The feeds are reruns. the only thing worse than having to listen to Kalia is having to listen to Kalia AND Shelly. OH MY GOD why are they ALL back in the house!?????!????

  23. Big Brother 13 Spoiler – Eviction and New Head of Household Results –

    Calia Booker was evicted by a 2/1 vote, with Rachel breaking the tie.

    Adam Poch is the new Head of Household.

    Endurance Competition will be played out on the Live Feeds beginning Thursday night ….

  24. I couldn’t stand Rachel the first time out. I didn’t like her at the beginning of this season, but she has turned it down a few notches and is kind of bearable now. Jordan has already won once, and Adam wasn’t much of a player. So Go Rachel!

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