Another eviction night is upon us. Adam is up on the block yet again, this time with Shelly as the victim of his “eternal pawn” game. Adam’s strategy? – to “start kissing some veteran butt”. Yeah, why start changing things up now?…if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Jordan and Rachel (the self-dubbed and unflatteringly-named “Jochel”) hop into the Big Brother diary room together where Rachel attempts to teach Jordan how to be ultra obnoxious too. Bless her heart, Jordan tries – but she just can’t pull it off as effortlessly as our Vegas vixen. In reference to Pandora’s Box dictating the events of this week, Porsche tells us in the diary room that a trained monkey could’ve filled her reign as HoH. I’ve seen trained monkeys do some pretty amazing things. The question is, could Lawon have pulled off HoH duties this week? I truly believe that, even as ruler of the Big Brother house, he would’ve somehow gotten himself evicted.
Next up we’re treated to what is probably my second favorite segment of the entire season (coming in just narrowly behind Rachel in the bushes). Shelly closes herself off in the purple room for three hours while production screws with her by toying with the fortune teller machine. The fact that both of the veterans are already safe should’ve been enough of a clue that there’s no more twists this week. If Shelly decided she was going to waste her time trying to make inanimate objects come to life, she should’ve fiddled with Adam before the veto competition. I also can’t pass up the opportunity to point out the humor in the fact that no one even came to check on Shelly in that entire three-hour time span! Must’ve been feeding time in the house.
Just when Shelly is about to give up, the fortune teller machine starts moving around and spits this out…
We have new HoH this week and nominations should be pretty obvious. With only 5 people left in the Big Brother house it’s not too hard to figure out the biggest threat. Hmmmmm I wonder if production will step in with another game changing Pandora’s Box. No that’s only when the newbies are in control.
Big Brother 13 Live Feed Highlights – September 1, 2011:
Tonight on Big Brother 13 episode 26, the results of the next live eviction will be revealed along with the results of tonight’s HoH competition. While we wait, join us on Facebook and grab our free iPhone and Android mobile apps!
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Big Brother 13 Week 8 Live Eviction voting:
- Kalia: evict Adam
- Rachel: evict Shelly
- Jordan: evict Shelly
By a vote of 2-1, Shelly has been evicted from Big Brother 13.
Big Brother 13 Week 9 HoH Competition – ‘Rollin’ In The Dough’:
- HGs have 13 mins to bring back the most donuts after climbing through goo and candies. Commence the “stop eating the donuts” comments!
- So far, very early, mind you, Rachel was leading with Adam in 2nd.
- 7:05PM BBT: Still waiting on results. No winner yet…
- 7:20PM BBT: Still waiting. NO winner yet…
- 7:25PM BBT: Live Feeds are back! Waiting on confirmation…
- 7:27PM BBT: Adam just told Rachel, “Good job!” Jordan confirmed. Rachel won.
Rachel is the new HoH!
So yes, this competition will outlast tonight’s show. So if you want to see who wins then get your Live Feeds now and watch the house react! Don’t have your feeds yet? Then check out the Free Trial to see what other fans are watching!
Julie Chen teased us that Pandora’s Box will return but this time with a celebrity surprise. Exec Producer Allison Grodner tweeted this would make 1 HG very happy. I’m placing all my chips on Tori Spelling.
Also, next Wednesday will be a special eviction show to get rid of that extra HG. Following that on Thursday will be another eviction plus part 1 of the 3-part final HoH competition. We’re almost to the end!
Make sure you’re ready to watch the house react to who is in power. The nominations are revealed Friday night, so stay close by!
Big Brother 13 delivers another big live eviction and HoH competition show tonight. We’ll get to see whether or not Shelly was able to work her brainwashing magic and save herself or if Adam moves along for another week in the game. If you haven’t voted in our site poll for who you think will be evicted tonight, then go ahead and tell us what you’re expecting.
A lot rests on tonight’s competition with the numbers narrowing and the Vets coming to a face-off against the Newbies. Things should be getting real interesting real fast.
I’ll be here posting all the results live during the East coast broadcast and any other big news so keep checking back for the latest Big Brother 13 spoilers.
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Tonight’s Big Brother 13 tale begins with a black-and-white recap of Porsche announcing that she opened
Producer’s Pandora’s Box and released a new twist on the house which both ensures the safety of Rachel/Jordan as well as removes any element of suspense from the remainder of this episode.
The new twist fulfills all of the requirements, as per the Big Brother Season 13 Manual:
ARTICLE 6, SECTION II – “TWISTS”
1. Every Twist must be convoluted enough that endless explanation through diary room sessions and household conversation is needed for a minimum of two full episodes.
2. Twists must directly benefit the veterans, but only in an indirect and implied manner. Twists must not, however, directly and explicitly specify veteran favor.
3. In the off-chance that the veterans are still incompetent enough to fail after Big Brother does everything willfully possible to skew the game in their favor, a new Twist may be implemented to arbitrarily resurrect evicted veterans from the pit of embarrassment that they are living in.
4. Any houseguest who is evicted for a second time after Big Brother has bent over backwards for two consecutive seasons and three evictions to save them will be contractually obligated by CBS to spend the rest of their lives married to Rachel from Seasons 12/13.
As the house disperses, Rachel heads to the backyard with Jordan to graciously celebrate and explain ad nauseum how this twist works and why they are a lock for safety. Jordan doesn’t seem to understand and continues to harbor Jeff’s sense of entitlement by complaining, “Why can’t I win HoH and get Pandora’s Box?”. Meanwhile, “senseless complaining” sweeps further through the house to Kalia who is in the bathroom whining to Porsche about the new twist. You know…the new twist that just guaranteed her safety this week and is completely over as of next week. Oh, and let’s not forget the free $5,000 she just won for doing absolutely nothing! This entire cast is a bunch of babies.
It’s Eviction Day for Big Brother 13 again! Check out our Big Brother predictions and then share your own in the poll below.
Big Brother 13 Week 8 Eviction Predictions – Shelly or Adam:
Shelly put up a good fight this week, but it looks like the end of the road for her.
What do you think? Share your guess in the poll and explain why in the comments.