Big Brother 17 Recap: Episode 34 — It’s Double Trouble In Paradise

Wednesday night’s Big Brother 17 was hilarious. I found myself laughing more than I ever have. From bad gameplay to crazy egos to complete delusions, I just couldn’t contain my laughter.

The twins aren’t happy with this week – Source: CBS

Oh, and with only a couple of weeks left this season, someone has finally decided to put the twins up against each other (I may or may not have laughed at that as well).

The episode picks up right after Steve nominated Austin and Liz for eviction. Liz went right to bed in tears. She tells us in the Diary Room that being on the block with her “boyfriend” is just too tough to handle right now.

Austin and Julia go to comfort Liz and she tells Austin that she didn’t think that Steve would be the one to betray them. She says she would never do that to him ever and adds that “this means war.”

Steve continues to keep Austin comfortable about the week, leaving him to believe that Liz is the target when it’s actually Austin. Steve reminds us that he is now playing a different game than he was at first (even though I’m not completely sure he is, meaning he’s still playing Vanessa’s game).

And this week they waste no time for the veto competition. The plan is for Austin and Liz to try and throw the competition to Julia so she can use the veto on one of them and force Steve to renominate John or Vanessa. So let’s see how this goes.

I guess I should add that Jessie, aka “Mr. Spectacular” was the veto host. And also worth mentioning is that this was the competition — “Bowlerina” — from season 15 that split up Amanda and McCrae. Up first in the competition is Liz vs. Steve. Liz wins the match and Steve is out.

Up next is Julia vs. Austin. Vanessa actually convinced Vanessa to challenge Austin. Hold on while I insert some laughter here (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA). Wow. Just wow. So now Austin thinks that everyone is out to get him and he’s no longer interested in throwing the competition to Julia. And Austin beats Julia, knocking her out of the competition.

It’s John vs. Liz next and John knocks Liz out in one try. So then it’s Vanessa vs. Austin. And he’s not happy she picked him. He’s so angry. But lucky for Austin he beats Vanessa and is left to challenge Johnny Mac. And Austin easily wins it and proclaims that “Judas is here” and tells everyone to watch out. So Austin is again pretending like 1. Judas is a thing and 2. Judas is some badass.


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