Adam Poch’s Big Brother 22 Player Rankings – Week 7

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This was a relatively dull week inside the Big Brother house. Big Bad Memphis once again treated his HoH like a Monarchy – and his big elaborate plan fell flat on its face. However, we are seeing the cracks in the big alliance widening and the hope of chaos is on the horizon.

But first – we still have a couple of outsiders left in the house – and we will see if the big group stays the course – or starts eating their own. We did get a visit from a BB Legend in the form of Zingbot – and in honor of that – my rankings will come in the form of zings.

Tyler Crispen – 4 strips of Bacon – remember when his housemates would not let him go home a few weeks ago? Now that he is winning Vetoes – bet they are regretting that decision now!

Enzo Palumbo & Cody Calafiore – 3 strips of Bacon each – these 2 guys may be playing great games – but they have damaged the reputation of Jersey Guidos that the Jersey Shore cast worked so hard to create.

Memphis Garrett – 1 strip of Bacon – early to bed & early to rise is supposed to make a person healthy, wealthy & wise. But for Memphis, it makes him arrogant, aggressive, and boring!

Nicole Franzel – 1 strip of Tofu – Nicole won this game as we know but it took a “couple of tries & a couple of guys.” But her game is now unraveling because of a couple of lies!

Dani Donato – 2 strips of Tofu – Dani thinks she is the puppet master of the season, too bad she does not realize that she has been handing out scissors to her alliance for weeks.

Christmas Abbott – 3 strips of Tofu – they said Christmas has a tattoo of a pistol on her hip – but she should get a tattoo of the “comedy/tragedy” masks as well – because we love to laugh at what a trainwreck she is.

Da’Vonne Rogers – 4 strips of Tofu – you would think someone being on so many seasons of REALITY shows would have better PERCEPTION.

Kevin Campbell – 5 strips of Tofu – it’s amazing this guy has been a pawn all season because he’s been playing checkers when just about everyone else is playing chess

That brings us to the Tofurkey of the Week – and we may as well crown him now the Tofurkey of the Season. David Alexander may be a rookie – but he knows lying is part of the game. Unfortunately for him, “no one believes a liar even when he tells the truth” – Aesop

Ok – so I glossed over this week’s action because – well, pretty much there was no action to gloss over. As I mentioned in the open – Memphis had a huge elaborate plan to backdoor David which did not happen because everyone in his alliance thought it was a bad move (it was). He did however use the week to solidify a few “Wise Guys” alliances But just like his teeth – those are probably fake as well (ZING).

My Question of the Week is not so much a question – but let me hear your best Zings for this cast – or any BB player for that matter (I will not be offended if you Zing me!).

Let me know what you think of my rankings and answer the Question of the Week in the comments section below.

Catch me here every week during the BB season for my rankings. If you want more of my thoughts during the season. follow me on Twitter @HeavyMetalTeddy – and listen to my Podcast – @BigBrothersPod.

From outside the Big Brother House – this is Adam Poch reminding you – Don’t judge the day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.


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