It was a lackluster week in the Big Brother 17 house as the houseguests continued to do the opposite of what they should do and evicted Julia over Liz. So before I actually turn these Ewws and Ahhs over to list form let me just say I would give this whole week one big EWW.

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Luckily for me, this past week of moronic moves makes this edition of Ewws and Ahhs much easier and fun to write. So let’s get to it!

The Best and Worst Moments of BB17 Week 11

Ahh. Steve wins HOH. First of all, I’m not usually rooting for Steve to win anything, but he wants to make a big move, so this will turn out great. Right? RIGHT?

Eww. Vanessa still calls all the shots. Why do these people let her run the game? I could understand if she was actually good at the game, but she’s not that good. They’re just letting her run the game because they don’t want her flipping her lid on them like she always does. This is some strategy Vanessa has introduced to the Big Brother game. Basically no one wants to cross her because they don’t want to deal with her bulls**t.

Ahh. Vanessa convinces Julia to go up against Austin in the veto. Every now and then Vanessa convinces these people to do something really stupid and hilarious. This might be my absolute favorite. Why in the world would Julia ever go up against Austin and risk getting knocked out. Moronic.

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Eww. Austin wins the power of veto. It was obvious that the showmance should be broken up this week and Austin seemed like the obvious choice. But now that he’s won veto, the even better choice to evict is Liz. Because think about it: Liz going out not only breaks up a showmance, but it also breaks up the unbreakable bond of twins. That’s a no-brainer, right? Well, you’d think.

Eww. Everyone decides to evict Julia. See above. MORONS.

Ahh. The twins are finally broken up. Even though they sent the wrong out out, at least they finally realized it was stupid to let twin sisters get to the end of the game.

Julia & Liz Nolan on the Block for Big Brother 17

Eww. Julia lies to Julie. I’ve had suspicions that these twins weren’t aware of how much we see on the Live Feeds and this was confirmed when Julia pretended to like Austin during her exit interview with Julie. She even went as far to say it’s possible they WILL GET MARRIED. Oh, Julia, we all know you hate Austin even more than Liz secretly hates him.

Eww. That HOH comp. First of all, the chicken wire comp might be a classic, but it’s LAME. Second of all, there is no second of all.

What would you say were the best and worst moments from last week?




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