Big Brother 14: Britney Busts Down Boredom

Britney Haynes acting up on Big Brother 14

What’s a girl to do when she’s been stuck in the Big Brother 14 for weeks on end and nothing but bad news piling up around her? Britney found the answer yesterday: throwing things around and drinking lots of wine.

Cabin fever sets in right around 2:28PM BBT on Tuesday as Britney wandered around the kitchen looking for something, anything to do. She finds that something in the form of throwing things she finds on the counter. Unfortunately for Frank, most of those things are his. “Don’t throw that! That’s my good luck oatmeal!” Frank’s jokingly pleads but to no avail. “Why you throwing all my $#!% on the floor?!” Britney just keeps on throwing and drop kicking what she finds around her.

When Big Brother yells at her to “stop that!” Britney moves on to self-destruction. She begins playing the knife game where you jump between fingers and try to not nick yourself in the process. Bishop did it faster. That’s not enough fun though and Britney moves on again and this time she finds Ted. Poor, defenseless Ted.

Flashback to 2:34PM BBT to find Britney pummeling Ted to pieces with kicks, throws and body slams. Frank encourages her suggesting “You know who can take a punch? Teddy.” I think he was just glad to have his things back on the shelf. A few minutes of therapeutic wrestling ending in Britney choking the fictional life out of Teddy.

Fast forward until later in the night when Britney breaks out a bottle of wine. You’d be amazed at how much of that wine can fit in her favorite coffee mug. Flashback to 10:35PM BBT to find Britney working through a massive mug of wine and enjoying every drop. Dan jokes “I see your eyes filling up with wine behind them.” Drunk Britney arrives and has the heart to heart talks with a few HGs before heading to the pool for some late night splashes.

Of course Britney wasn’t the only one drinking heavily (relatively) that night. Ian put away several beers which got him saying a few things he’ll probably regret later. Flashback to 1:11AM BBT 8/29 to hear Ian tell Frank around the hot tub that he’s a great competitor, but his social game is $#!%. That goes over as well you’d expect.

It was another fun night in the Big Brother 14 house as the Live Feeds continue to be awesomely entertaining this week. Sign-up now for Big Brother Live Feeds and you’ll get a free 3-day trial to check out what other fans are watching. The real Big Brother game is online with the in-house cameras so check it out!


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