Big Brother 13 Episode 7: Thoughts From Former HG Matt Hoffman

Matt Hoffman (BB12) returns with his review of the latest Big Brother episode. You’ll find him here at BBN each Thursday & Friday all season. Read Matt’s past articles.

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Live eviction episodes aren’t often extraordinarily exciting (from a “drama” standpoint), so I think I’m going to use this opportunity for my Big Brother 13 Episode 7 write-up to be a bit more subjective and opinionated. My apologies in advance to all of those who enjoy me simply spewing comical hate on every single person in the house (although I’m sure you’ll get a little of that too).

As with all live eviction episodes, this one leads in with the Chenbot (tonight, wearing her finest “business casual safari expedition” outfit) setting the stage for the next hour of Big Brother fun. We get the recap of this week’s HoH, Jordan (…or was it Rachel? – I forget), putting up Cassie and Shelly as replacement nominees. In the midst of wallowing for sympathy, Shelly tells us that she punishes her children by making them write sentences. It’s good to know that Shelly’s offspring are all either very well-behaved or completely illiterate.

Cassie ends up confronting Rachel to ask why Rachel (not Jordan, mind you) is sending her home this week. After the argument, Rachel runs upstairs to the HoH room and spews some fantastic ironies, hypocrisies, and delusions to Jordan. Some of my favorites, you ask?…

“Cassie has bad gameplay”
“Cassie is so manipulative”
“I didn’t do anything to Cassie”
“Cassie is the meanest fighter in the world”
“I’m not a villain”
“I don’t attack people”

Not only have I not made up or even exaggerated any of the lines above, but I should also note that the entire block of quotes above was gifted to us in a span of less than 60-seconds. Jordan promptly cuts Rachel off to play the voice of reason and let Rachel know that she comes off as bitchy. I’ve gotta say that I was never a fan of Season 11 Jordan, but I am a HUGE fan of Season 13 Jordan. If past players are going to be brought back into the game (and this goes for any game – Big Brother, Survivor, Amazing Race, etc), I want to see them play a completely different game than I’ve already seen – and Jordan is doing just that. Mad respect for her this time around, and I fully admit I was wrong in my pre-judgment of her this season.

On a related note, next up in the kitchen we see a new side of Brendon as well. Long gone are the days of “panty waste Brendon” talking about being a knight and crying on YouTube. We’ve stepped into a new era of “aggressive alpha-male Brendon” (complete with badass devil-horn sideburns) who stands up for himself and argues condescendingly with Cassie. I’ve always liked Brendon personally and outside of the confines of the Big Brother house, but he (much like myself) was pretty much a douche inside the house. I’m hoping he keeps showing his balls like this (figuratively, of course), because he could actually end up being a force to be reckoned with!

When we join the houseguests in the living room, Julie shows them a clip of the last Have Not competition and then asks Kalia how she’s doing after the “scary moment” she had. (seriously???) Kalia somehow manages to not get hurt while answering the question and tells Julie she’s fine. Then Julie fires off some more great questions:

JULIE: Adam – your partner Dominic won the veto and took you off the block. How grateful are you?

ADAM: BACON!

JULIE: Dominic – how did it feel to win the veto?

DOMINIC: You’re kidding, right?

JULIE: Nope. This is the best I’ve got.

Now we get to see our first block of “hometown video packages” for the season! First up is Adam – who I’m finding out that I have way too much in common with, and it kind of makes me scared. We both are heavily involved in music, we both were huge Big Brother superfans, we’ve both applied numerous times to be cast on the show, and now I learn that we are both ex-fatties:

Big Brother 13 Adam Poch and Big Brother 12 Matt Hoffman

Adam is 39, and I am 34. To avoid my seemingly inevitable transformation into a “heavy metal teddy bear”, I am swearing off bacon for at least the next five years.

Dominic’s package from home introduces us to his “best friend” Dana. I really like Dominic. He’s definitely my favorite newbie in the house (although that seems to change week to week). But the more that we hear about Dominic’s personal life, the more glaringly obvious it becomes that he is absolutely not a virgin by choice. Either way, I really hope that him and Dani go all the way. (to the final 2, I mean…get your head out of the gutter, perverts)

It’s time for the pre-vote speeches which are consistently the most useless 90-seconds of airtime each week. Cassie just says a bunch of nice stuff, while Shelly makes me remember why I should’ve never gone against my gut instinct to dislike her from the start. What was she even talking about? Ladders? Journeys? “It doesn’t matter who wins”?!? Ugh – go home, already!

Voting time, and we get to watch Cassie get picked off one-by-one. Kalia’s up to vote at the point that it’s already 7-0 and Julie throws the viewers for loop with, “Kalia voted with the veterans last week…will she continue to support their wishes?” Gosh, Julie, I don’t know! I mean, I thought I had it all figured out, but now….?

Shockingly, Kalia doesn’t cast a lone senseless vote to evict Shelly, and Cassie goes home in a 9-0 sweep. After five minutes of Cassie wandering around aimlessly, she finally manages to find the front door and walks out of the house. We are left to “eavesdrop on the houseguests” as they linger in the kitchen and wait for Cassie’s memory wall photo to gray-out. Well, that’s what most of the houseguests do. Not Rachel, though. She runs to the bathroom with her mic on and we get to hear all the splash-tastic action! Solid stream. I give it an 8/10.

Julie then conducts a super creepy exit interview that goes something like this:

JULIE: Do you think that you were evicted out of jealousy because you’re just so damn pretty?

CASSIE: [coy laughter]

JULIE: It sounds like a funny question, but I’m serious.

CASSIE: I wouldn’t think so, because I kicked around in sweats and no makeup the entire time.

JULIE: And you were still gorgeous!

CASSIE: [coy laughter]

JULIE: You complete me.

Finally, it’s off to the backyard to crown the new HoH! This one’s an “America’s Poll” game where the players have to decide who internet voters thought would get the most votes in certain situations and categories. Here’s what we can take away from it:

1) The majority of the population would rather have Jeff sucking their face than Brendon.
2) Adam can’t hold his bladder in a pool.
3) Porsche is a home-wrecking whore.
4) Brendon’s superhero fantasies could become a reality if your house was on fire.
5) People don’t like to see huge boobs in a bikini top.
6) Most of America would rather cheat off of Jordan on a test than Lawon
6a) Most of America would rather fail a test than pass it.
7) Adam will be institutionalized by week 5.

RACHEL WINS! I am astounded at Rachel’s performance as a competitor in the game of Big Brother. Outside of the very first “hot dog” competition in Season 12, she has never lost an HoH. Brenchel is going to tear through this house if someone doesn’t stop them, and it will be a well-deserved victory for them.

I’ve been wrong about a lot of stuff that I’ve said so far this season. Typical, as we’ve seen that I’m not the greatest player to ever grace the game of Big Brother. However I finally feel vindicated after watching this HoH competition. Let me offer up a big hearty “SUCK IT” to all of you jackasses who argued with me throughout the week that it would’ve been stupid for Jeff & Jordan to put up Brenchel as replacement nominees after the last veto competition. BIG mistake on JeJo’s part to squander the opportunity they had. I don’t know that Rachel or Brendon will win this game, but at this point I’m kind of hoping they do, if for no other reason than to teach all of this season (and future seasons) a lesson in strategy…strike when you get the chance, because second chances are never a guarantee!

(and yes – the irony is not lost on me that if I had followed my advice above, then I may have possibly won my season…live and learn)

We end the night as we end all live eviction shows…with Julie Chen prying deep into the psyche of the contestants:

JULIE: Rachel – what does it feel like to be the new HoH?

RACHEL: Horrible, Julie!

JULIE: Shelly – how does it feel to be safe?

SHELLY: It sucks, Julie!

JULIE: This is humiliating.

Matt Hoffman
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    • I will let Matt answer to this one.

      ” my Big Brother 13 Episode 7 write-up to be a bit more subjective and opinionated. My apologies in advance to all of those who enjoy me simply spewing comical hate on every single person in the house “

      • Loved this review. Matt is awesome. Even though he was ….annoying during season, i still thought he was sexy :)

        His posts all have me in stitches, especially when i read them at work.

  1. I do not really care for this Big Brother, I think it is unfair the way it is set up, the newbie don’t stand a chance . I didn’t like Rachel last time and it hasn’t changed, Brendan is a sory excuse for a man, Jeff is the better person.

    • They newbies did stand a chance the #’s were with them. Their inexperience with the deceit of the game did them in. If they would have held ranks it would have been a different game. But Kalia and Shelly destroyed the game for the newbies.

      • its big brother…not newbie brother. K and S shook it up the first week. I would’ve done the same thing. As for J/J and R/B. They should stay together. as we seen from past seasons true couples have a target. As long as B/R are in the game J/J are less of a target.

    • The newbies had the numbers on their side from day one!! Especially once dick myseriously left!! they had way more of a chance to run this house but they didnt stick together and got rid of their best chance at winning HOH’s week 1.

      • Shelly makes me gag she could of gone longer if she did not BACK STAB the newbies, some people really think they could outsmart others but Lowan told her she did not get it or she played dumb , he said you could fool me ones shame on me well you know the saying, hope others caught that its so boring .

  2. I wish Jordan would of back door Rachel and Brandon. They need to go. Tired of the whinning and crying. I hope they have bushes at there house so Rachel can go and cry.

  3. Hehe. You are so right about Julie. Her comments are riduculous. Bite your tongue about hoping Brenchel will win. Bite your tongue!

    • Mags, so true. Julie’s questions are no brainers…and I hope, for once there are some shocking twists coming….and I mean shocking…because without ED this has been a repeat of last season…my humble opinion of course. cheers

  4. Matt it would have been stupid for “Jorff?” to nominate Brenchel, because either Adam Dom or Lawon would had won, and with out Brenchel Jeff and Jordan would be the only remaining Vet couple, which would of probably led to them being on the block. Jeff, Jordan, Brendon, and Rachel need each other, because everyone else wants them evicted.

    • Considering the outcome of the HOH competition, the right decision was made. If Rachel or Brendon went home, the fact remains Team Brenchel were the last two standing in the HOH game. Needless to say, JeJo would have ended up on the block for back dooring their allies and proving they were untrustworthy too early on.

      • Not sure I agree. If one of them had gone home it may have the other not able to concentrate in the HOH. It could have changed everything.. I want Dani and Dom to make it to the end But Branchel seem like they want Dom out more than anyone else…

  5. Matt, thanks. I look forward to your comments and sarcasim…..you know because you have been there…the rest of us can only imagine what it is really like inside. Reality check…most of us tell little white lies quite often but it must play with your brain to have to full out lie 24/7…..unless you are on the most wanted list.

  6. You don’t want brenchel to win do you? I don’t think they deserve it. There is more to the game than winning competitions. Rachel treats people like crap. Last night she was mad because hg were not in the hoh kissing her ass. Can’t stand those two.

  7. Haha! I would have slammed Brenchel up onto the eviction block (Jordan is way to darn nice)!

  8. I also personallt think they need a new host for the show…someone who doesn’t have everything memorized?

    • When your married to the head exec of CBS, you get to do whatever showyou want, no matter how bad you are.

      • J Z I was just going to write that! There won’t be any changes to the host of the show….maybe she just needs some new material and ….that could be the shocking twist we have all been waiting for. lol

  9. It’s really funny for someone who is known as the ‘house idiot’, Porsche seems to have more insight on somethings then the so-called best players of the game. She has made a few impressing discoveries. Like how she believes that Shelly and Kalia were the newbie flip votes and that how Dani might be running the house more than the obvious Rachel. Every now and then she says something worth listening to and taking into account. I’m just saying.

      • She made the comment about Shelly and Kahlia to Brendon, who got nervous and brushed it off. Then the comment about Dani was made to Shelly. I think she can get a lot of info from the HGs but the majority of the time she’s in Porsche land.

    • Very true she knows a lot don’t know whats with her sometimes i think she is in need talking about having a place in Miami, for 500 , am from fl. on the beach prop. is not 500.00 unless its a bath, lol

  10. Matt you are right about Brnchel being nominated while one has the chance, but it takes balls. I think only Dick or Dani of the vets would have had the ball and the forethought. JJ keep saying they would have been a target but everyone knows Brenchel is hard to beat and they would have understood. They could have said they did not tell people to protect them in case someone questioned them, then right before the vote make their deals to ensure it does not get out.

  11. “Why do you think I am sitting in the bushes?!!”
    Classless and delusional, but the best line of the summer!

  12. “Mad respect” for Jordan this time around? I don’t think so. Had she gone with her gut and back doored Brenchel then yes, I’d have respect. You make big moves when you have the opportunity and we all know JJ is NOT the best in comps. They would have voted Rachel out, Brendon would have no one on his side except Porsche. JJ would have been sitting pretty with the entire house behind them to get out Brendon, Dani and Porsche. Just wait until they don’t play as couples anymore and Dani gets to compete. We will then see who is truly running the house.

      • Jordan has the brains. For the first time I saw Jordan brainstorming some really good ideas. But of course as always she did what everyone does stuck with what the alliance wanted

    • If Jordan would of backdoored Brenchel than her and Jeff would of been nominated this week. Look who was in the final two of the HOH comp…Brenchel.

  13. I will not watch anymore this season. The newbies do not have a chance for us to even get to know them. If they were going to bring in the vets, CBS should have had an all star Big Brother.

    • I agree Pat, however if you stop watching…and we have thought about in one season or another…what would we all do with our time…sometimes this forum is better than reading a book. You just can’t make this stuff up!

      • Pat I agree that we have not had a chance to get to know the newbies. Each summer I look foward to new House Guests. CBS should have paired a Vet with a Newbie.

    • I agree. That was a huge disadvantage for the newbies. The only thing that could save this season would be to find a way to bring evel dick back. I wanted to see him go off on brenchel so bad. Ratings would’ve went through the roof on that one.

    • The newbees had a better chance when the season started than the vets. They have lost EVERY hoh. Get over it, the vets rock and the newbees suck it. Go Rachel..MAKE THEM ALL PAY BABY!

  14. I said the same thing about them taking that opportunity to get rid of Brenchel while they had the chance. I knew if they didn’t we would have her in charge again. Damnit, why are they allowing them to run this house, I just don’t get it. Did they really think they would hurt alot of feelings in the house by turning on them? Please, those houseguests would’ve threw a party after rachel left. I agree with most of your thoughts except for your thoughts on Brendon, I still think he is a “panty waste.” LOL

  15. No one cares what matt thinks. I have absolutely no respect for him after the wife saga. Disgusting human being!

    • Chill out Dan, everyone does things that others don’t agree with. You don’t have to be so rude about it. I’m sure you’ve done something I don’t like, just give an opinion without being so rude. I didn’t agree with him doing it, but oh well it’s done and over with. His wife, the one it’s about, obviously was ok with it! Sheesh, stop reading this if you don’t like him!

      • he made sure america knew from day one that he was lying and just playing the game. get over it. kudos to him for having the testes to do it.

      • Dan really?? HOW RUDE!! I guess you walk on water… Don’t judge unless you are ready to be judged.. I am sure Matt’s wife let him know how she felt about it and she may not have even cared (we don’t know) maybe she know he was going to say that going in.. But no matter you need to chill.. I have watch BB from season one love the show and The only big mistake I think matt made was not glueing himself to his braigade alliance. Playing both side was his downfall but it still made good tv..
        Matt I love your postings very entertaining.. Keep them coming!!

      • Ok then so why can’t we leave the old Rachel and Brendon in last season too? I am so sick and tired of everyone dipping on them. Rachel is clearly playing the game WAY better than she did last season. They both have shown that they have grown and are a force to be reckoned with. Brittney was a lying b**** last season and u guys loved her so why not Rachel? At least she lets u know where u stand, and she’s loyal. If JJ had eliminated them they would be sitting ducks. In Big Brother, your biggest ally is also your worst enemy. That’s jus the way it is. Like it or not both couples need each other to survive longer in this game.

    • I had the opportunity to interview Matt at the Reality Rally this past spring. Although he knew his lie could bite him on the azz, it was a calculated move that actually brought awareness to a rare disease. There are those who benefited from his lie. Matt told me his only regret was the fallout his wife had to endure. His first face to face words to her were, “I’m sorry.” She understood and stood solidly by his side. If she and Ragan could forgive him, it seems that’s all that should matter.

  16. After last night’s episode, I decided to remove this show from my DVR “record series”. I will watch it again when I’ll learn via on-line Brandon and Biatchael get eliminated.

  17. After last night’s episode I will remove this show from my DVR’s record series. I will watch it again when I learn via on-line that Brendon and Rachael get eliminated.

  18. Oh how I love everything you have posted, and whole heartedly agree that he( or she) who hesitates is lost, as in you will lose this game if you don’t take every chance to eliminate your biggest threats. Go brenchel kick some ass and prove they coulda shoulda woulda lol

  19. Maybe it was discussed on the live-feed, which I don’t subscribe to, but the BIGGEST shock of the evening for me was the discovery that Dom is a “25 year-old virgin.” Whaaaaaa??? Yes, I knew he was a confirmed “mama’s boy” and still lived at home, but that virgin stuff was totally outta WTF-ville!

    The guy is a fairly intelligent, reasonably social, pretty boy who claims to be a model, lives in San Francisco, in the year 2011, and somehow he’s managed to remain pure in an impure world????

    Wow! Just… just… well… WOW!

    • Don’t you get it? Dom is a male model/part-time hairdresser/25 year old virgin/best friend is a hot chick/kind of guy. Doesn’t that tell you he’s not interested in women? Lawon needs to talk to him and encourage him to come “out”. It would be great thearter.

      • Not that this thought hadn’t stroked my mind, but sometimes being hyper ‘sensitive’ & actually LIKING women gets labeled as gay in men… so I won’t label the guy w/out knowing more about him.

        Whatever the deal is, Dom & Lawon have always had a bond from day one in the BB house, so IF Dom were closeted/confused then he’s an anomaly in more ways than one (the other being 25 year-old-virgin thing). We all know most closet cases would do their level, macho, chest-beating best to dismiss, belittle & NOT associate w/ openly gay men, so it’s highly doubtful that such theater would ever take place, at least on this season’s BB. It would make for interesting TV though.

  20. After what I just heard on BBAD, I am so disgusted with Brendon and Rachel. Jordan was sitting outside talking to Shelley about the sheets having dried semen on them, who was in that bed last, those two. For them to do that sort of thing knowing that someone else is going to be in that bed in a few days and not even bother to wash the damn sheets, I am totally grossed out by those two. Shelley can talk to rachel until she is blue in the face, that girl will never change. She had already made a couple of catty remarks after their talk..I just wish those two creeps would go away.

  21. I disagree with you Matt! Brenchel does NOT deserve to win this game. Half of being a good BB player is social game and Rachel is he worst social player I’ve ever seen. She even manages to piss off her own alliance! My money and hopes are with Danielle. She’s good in competitions AND has a great social game.

  22. I disaree with this post Matt, sorry.

    News Flash: You may love Brendon on a personal level, but America hates both him and Rachel.

    I liked this post as much as I liked last nights episode.

  23. I was happy that evil Dick is out of the house. Now only if I could get evil Rachel out of the house. I would really enjoy watching Big Brother.

  24. Matt,
    Great to see you pick up on Dominic’s true tendencies. Lawon should have a “talk” with him. It would be great thearter if Lawan could convince Dom to come “out” on the show!

  25. Matt, I was not much of a fan of yours when you were in the house, but you are a talented writer.
    I too hope there are some major twists coming because the house is very boring. I could not stand to watch last night after the first 10 minutes of Shelly teaching Rachel how to be a human being. Uhg–how boring was that !!!!!!

  26. Am I the only one that thinks’ it is strange that ALL the “Golden Key” holders are women? Let’s face the truth here folks…BB wants the “WOMEN” to take over this game for a change. So do most viewers I would imagine. By the end of most seasons it so boring with guys farting and smelling I don’t bother to watch anymore! So let’s figure this out shall we? Evel dick leaves….to what “tune” I would like to know. Now…let’s think, Danielle is one of BB’S most popular/hated/loved players so…hhuumm….what can we do to ensure Danielle will stay on and in our faces?!? “GK” of course! How convenient. Now we know what follows is Danielle’s fight to win! Which includes eliminating all the veterans and keeping all the followers! Danielle is a good player and will not let emotions cloud her judgement this time. Danielle is here to win. I also noticed that after getting the “GK” Danielle did not get much air time as far as “DR” goes, or anything else for that matter. Maybe BB did not want viewers to see that silly smirk on her face and her sly looks at other players, especially when she first entered the house. Danielle had a shit eating grin on her face every time she looked at Evel Dick when the show first started. So where are we…oh yes..now THREE women have the “GK” and if we women cannot pull this off this year…well thank you for the help BB, but we are not worthy. Any one else out there feel that the “bag” of names for the “veto” competition should be poured out on the table BEFORE selections are made?!? Come on BB!!! “VETERANS” play VETO EVERY TIME??? We may only watch the show…but we are not…….. “NEWBIES!!!”

  27. Am I the only one that thinks’ it is strange that ALL the “Golden Key” holders are women? Let’s face the truth here folks…BB wants the “WOMEN” to take over this game for a change. So do most viewers I would imagine. By the end of most seasons it so boring with guys farting and smelling I don’t bother to watch anymore! So let’s figure this out shall we? Evel dick leaves….to what “tune” I would like to know. Now…let’s think, Danielle is one of BB’S most popular/hated/loved players so…hhuumm….what can we do to ensure Danielle will stay on and in our faces?!? “GK” of course! How convenient. Now we know what follows is Danielle’s fight to win! Which includes eliminating all the veterans and keeping all the followers! Danielle is a good player and will not let emotions cloud her judgement this time. Danielle is here to win. I also noticed that after getting the “GK” Danielle did not get much air time as far as “DR” goes, or anything else for that matter. Maybe BB did not want viewers to see that silly smirk on her face and her sly looks at other players, especially when she first entered the house. Danielle had a !#*! eating grin on her face every time she looked at Evel Dick when the show first started. So where are we…oh yes..now THREE women have the “GK” and if we women cannot pull this off this year…well thank you for the help BB, but we are not worthy. Any one else out there feel that the “bag” of names for the “veto” competition should be poured out on the table BEFORE selections are made?!? Come on BB!!! “VETERANS” play VETO EVERY TIME??? We may only watch the show…but we are not…….. “NEWBIES!!!”

      • Did not forget…what is ratio of men to women getting in finals…and winning? What is ratio of women per man, in finals, or even in the last 2 to 3 weeks of BB? Not a “theory.” Just noticing the “facts.”

      • BB does not care who wins. They don’t care who gets eliminated. They don’t care who wins the competitions. It’s all good to them.

  28. i rachel needs to take it dowmn a little evn though i perfere bren i love jeff also but for some reason rachel better make her move if domic wins veto again she better put jeff and jordan up as replacement

  29. amercia still hates rachel i see , she’s just a great player though . even if she back door jeff jordan cant suviver through the game this season with out jeff . rac and bren need to put them up as repalce

  30. Matt,

    Some great insights into the strategy of Big Brother.
    The newbie alliance was dead from the start with Porche kanoodling with Rachel and Kalia, Lawon, Shelly, and Adam decidedly becoming floaters with a guarded allegiance with the vets. Dominic and Cassie would have been good leaders of the newbies if Keith hadn’t screwed the group with his arrogance.

    Of the Newbies Dominic with Danielle’s help could go far. That could be a power couple forming. The #1 strategy right now if you’re not Jordan/Jeff or Bren/Rachel is to win some HOHs and break that vet alliance. Floaters like Kalia, Adam, Porche, Shelly, Luwon, are usually gone when it’s money time.

    With HOH with Rachel again she’ll most likely put up Dominic and Adam…again.

  31. Just an aside….why did Jordan not put Kalia and “partner?” I say “partner” because he lays SO low that the only time I notice him is when he is in the “DR” and it is sssoooo obvious that he is reading off of a cue card that I can not watch! If any of you out there have recorded shows…take a peek…especially when he is getting excited and pulling off some “quirky” and “witty” comments. Do not get me wrong, I like the guy, but get in the game…or leave. So why did Jordan not put the “Kalia couple” up, keep Cassie who, at the moment, was a good ally and Shelly who voted with the “Veterans.” Keep the people IN the game, get rid of the non-players. Gee, I guess Rachel IS running this game at the moment because if she wasn’t, then Jordan would NOT have put up a couple that was OBVIOUSLY ready to play for the VETERANS team?!? Rachel supposedly HATES “floaters?” What about the “Kalia Couple?” Rachel watch out for your new “best friend.” The “car” will cut your throat as your eating honey and finish your meal! Danielle will help hold the knife and then say “I didn’t know she was going to do that… but since your done eating…

  32. Just an aside….why did Jordan not put up Kalia and “partner?” I say “partner” because he lays SO low that the only time I notice him is when he is in the “DR” and it is sssoooo obvious that he is reading off of a cue card that I can not watch! If any of you out there have recorded shows…take a peek…especially when he is getting excited and pulling off some “quirky” and “witty” comments. Do not get me wrong, I like the guy, but get in the game…or leave. So why did Jordan not put the “Kalia couple” up, keep Cassie who, at the moment, was a good ally and Shelly who voted with the “Veterans.” Keep the people IN the game, get rid of the non-players. Gee, I guess Rachel IS running this game at the moment because if she wasn’t, then Jordan would NOT have put up a couple that was OBVIOUSLY ready to play for the VETERANS team?!? Rachel supposedly HATES “floaters?” What about the “Kalia Couple?” Rachel watch out for your new “best friend.” The “car” will cut your throat as your eating honey and finish your meal! Danielle will help hold the knife and then say “I didn’t know she was going to do that… but since your done eating…”

  33. Okay, I will answer my own question…”why did Jordan NOT put up the Kalia couple?” Danielle.

  34. Danielle is playing the ” I am not really a VETERAN, I am a victim” card, I “am on your side NEWBIES!”

  35. Hey you can put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig!!! (Rachel) I have never had such vile feelings before but she is the worst. Please let her get backed door and run off!!!!! Jordan talking about sex stains was just gross no class Rachel and Brendon. I really like Jordan but think it is unfair she might win a second time. Especially since having a partner seems to be an advantage. Oh well hope the Vets. get out smarted by Dominic and Danielle. I am not for sure going to try out of BB I can do just as well as these cockoo birds.

  36. Rachels annoying but she never lost HOH (the hot dog didn’t count cuz they practically handed Hayden that HoH.

    • Can’t remember how she got evicted last year then all remember is how she moaned and whinned much more than any one else.

  37. so, chenbot told us there is a twist coming, or at least implied it. in the live feeds, shelly said she confessed on her goodbye message to cassie about being the treasonous wench that she is, but they did not show that to cassie. dick left early screwing up the schedule. can a returning house guest be far behind?

  38. Another nice article Matt. I’m really enjoying reading your point of view on Big Brother every week. Keep up the good work!

  39. Matt,

    First off congrats on the weight loss. Secondly I love your reviews on the episodes. I wish they were everyday I look forward to reading them, and lastly I thought you were an amazing player last season and it sucks you are not back for this season. Keep up the great posts they are hilarious.

  40. Matt, last season I wanted u evicted for using your wife’s illness to get ahead in the game. I do have to give you credit for writing such great material on the HG’s. I look forward to reading your fab comments. I too am so sick of Rachels whining but then feel sorry for her cuz of The way Brendon speaks to her. What an odd couple.

  41. Last year i liked Brenda but this year he is a jerk I really feel for Rachel his a Moron, if Dani gets HoH i hope she send him first , or maybe Dried Off Shell the jury has to vote for some one. I have never felt so mean like i do with these ediots May God forgive me.

  42. I mostly read all the “nice” blogs…but yours is my one “guilty pleasure”. You say all the mean. naughty things I think but would never dare say out loud. Giggle blush.

  43. Thanks Matt, I am so sick of Brenchal and jeff as usual Jordan is sweetheart! Really? Jeff you are no longer my favorite hate the way you are so mafia like trying to whine if you send me home then I won’t be able to be with Jordan. Boo hoo. Danielle must get someone to team up with Dom is fun but naive may be a virgin but think he has balls to put up one of foursome if he was hoh. Shelly annoyed me when she said who cares who wins? Same Porche well go home I will come and step in I want to win!!! Bacon man is just a big pig. Big and lazy wants to sit in mid and be lazy. Oink oink. Kaleea ugh and Lawson ugh so D&D are more entertaining than Vets or newbies. If a Vet should win then why not just have all vets. I miss Britany you and Reagan let’s bring them back or better yet me I am a 60 old who would not be the least bit nice. What a game annoying and boring!

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