Zingbot made his Big Brother 20 appearance and brought along some pretty hefty zings for the houseguests.
The episode picks up right after Faysal nominated Brett and Scottie (I still can’t believe I have to type that, but remember that a little later when we get to his zing). Faysal acts like he’s just confused about who voted to keep Rockstar. But it’s really because JC told Faysal that Scottie likes Haleigh. It’s all about jealousy. Haleigh decides that Scottie going up was a bad move. So she kind of tells Faysal it was a bad idea but doesn’t really push it. She usually gives up talking to him when he starts saying jealous things. Scottie doesn’t stand a chance.
At the week’s veto draw, Angela, Haleigh (vis Scottie’s HG choice) and Tyler are chosen to join Faysal, Brett, and Scottie. And speaking of veto, here comes Zingbot to host! And to roast the houseguest, of course.
Zingbot starts off the roast with Angela. He says she is “heartless, emotionless and soulless.” Zingbot has been paying attention to this season.
The rest of the zings:
- “Haleigh … What do you call someone who’s blonde, blue-eyed and has a crush on Brett? Scottie.” That zing I don’t really get.
- “Kaycee, You have all the Big Brother viewers shouting ‘Let’s Go … to another channel.” This should have been about viewers not knowing who she is.
- “Brett … you always seem so fresh and clean, which makes sense because you’re a giant douche.” Who knew CBS would be ok with douche being used in that context.
- “What’s Burnt, extra crispy and with a side of zits… Tyler.” This one is just weird. There could have been so many different jokes.
- “Faysal, I was surprised to learn you’re a part-time teacher, considering you’re a full-time moron.” A+
- “JC … The only thing thicker than your accent is your back hair.” I could have written zings about JC all day and none would have been about his back hair.
- “Haleigh, you were so good reading Hamlet, but the real Shakespearean tragedy was your HOH reign.” Best one!
- “Sam, you love to tell everyone how real you are. You are real … real f-ing crazy.” Wait, maybe this is the best one!
And now it’s time for the veto competition. And it’s the Hide and Go Seek Veto competition. Not sure why Zingbot needed to show up for that one. All I know is the house is about to be wrecked. One by one The six veto players hid their vetoes and head back outside.
Now it’s time to hunt. Up first is Haleigh. She has no luck. Faysal is up next. He finds nothing. Brett is up next and all he does is cover his veto folder up with mattresses to make it harder to find. Tyler is up next and he comes up empty-handed. It’s Angela’s turn and she can’t find anything either. Scottie is up next and he pours milk and juice all over the floor to make it harder to find his veto.
Brett is up again and he again uses his time just to bury his veto some more. Tyler finally finds a veto folder. And it’s Angela’s. Scottie finds the second one and it’s Tyler’s. Faysal finds the next one, and of course, it’s Haleigh’s. Scottie finds his second folder and this one is Faysal’s. That means Brett’s and Scottie’s are the only two left. Haleigh finds the second-to-last folder. And it turns out it was Scottie’s folder. So that means Brett wins the Power of Veto!
That means Scottie has to figure out who he can beat on the block. He has a talk with Sam and Brett, and Sam decides she can help him out by suggesting Faysal put Haleigh on the block. Normally I’d say this is a really dumb idea on Sam’s part. But this is Faysal we’re talking about, so it’s not really that far-fetched. Sam is brutal in her pitch, too. But for the first time this season, Faysal uses his head and ignores her. But then Scottie gets in on it. He even compares Haleigh to Kaitlyn. Yikes.
And for some reason, we don’t get a veto ceremony. We won’t find out what Faysal decides to do until Thursday before the eviction. Can’t wait? Get the Veto Meeting spoilers now!
