I’m not impressed. Sorry…you’ll have to win a season WITHOUT blatantly-contrived twists, bailouts, recycled challenges, Adam, and Producer’s Box to make me impressed. You won it because they slanted the show – Pretty amazing how the second you get in trouble, Producer’s Box is opened and introduces a twist that only seems to benefit you. Then the veto challenge is the exact same challenge as one you won, you talk about another challenge you did well at and surprise, that’s the next head of household. Then when you get forced to open Producer’s Box…it doesn’t sabotage anyone’s gameplay at all. Wow…that’s some amazing luck.

Just do us all a favour…stay off the TV. Forever. Your whining already ruined two seasons of Big Brother. You already showed up on a bridezilla show just to stroke your ego. You’re already goign to ruin The Amazing Race unless you and Boredom act like actual people instead of sociopathically pushing your way through the game and are somehow unable to imagine why people can’t stand you. So ends an era of Big Brother when you had to have a decent SOCIAL game to win. Now you can just win by being an egotistical jackass and pushing your way through the game like Russell Hantz did and win because the producers always bail you out when you’re in danger. RIP Big Brother…farewell winners like Jun, Dr. Will, and Maggie. Hello winners who would have been pre-jury boots like Rachel Hantz. Tis a dark day in Big Brother.

Brendon, you’re amazing. You’re able to put up with that diva when any sane person would have offed themselves in a month trying to get away from her whining. No wonder Rachel’s parents want you to be with her – nobody else with a brain would. You’re going to go to the end of your days thinking you earned such a prize yet Rachel’s some day gonna cheat on you like you did on Skype.

I have a great idea for Big Brother 14: NO. EXECUTIVE. MEDDLING. I’d have much rather had a F4 of Lawon, Keith, Cassi, and Kalia than CG-I Porsche.