A poster named Adam, Said I wasn’t smart
So all friends jumped on him, Taking up my part
They didn’t pull any punches, They hit him to and fo
They said it wasn’t smart to jump on me, And where he could go

This happened all so fast, Before I took up my pen
And if he ever comes back, they would do it again
We all have alot in common, And that’s a very good start
I couldn’t ask for better friends, I love ya with all my heart

Friends are hard to come by, I have very few
People want to know how I pick them, If they only knew
They look at me in wonder, And this is what I say
When you first meet them, You know it right away

There only opinions, Please show that you have class
But if you don’t, My friends and I will kick you in the a$$
Here’s to my friends, And my two beauty’s from philly
You better watch what you say, Or they will slap you silly