Diary Room: Adam Poch’s Player Rankings: Big Brother 18 – Week 7

The Tofu continues to roll out for the rest of the BB18 Houseguests.

Paul Abrahamian – 2 strips of Tofu – 1 strip for not seeing he is starting to get over confident and cracks are appearing in his game, and 1 strip for wearing that stupid duck floaty around. He was on a great path to the end of the game after a rocky start, but now he seems to care even more about being a character and not winning half a million dollars. I don’t care how much money your company makes, $500K slipping through your fingers is a once in a lifetime thing!

Zakiyah Everette – 3 strips of Tofu – all signs are pointing at Paulie is using you – and you feed right into it. You talk a good game but you do not do anything about it. Ok, yes, she sees what others are starting to see, if you go against Paulie you are sealing your fate in the game – but when do you plan on going against him? Probably a week too late. Watch her still vote for him at the end to win if he is sitting in those chairs.

James Huling – 4 strips of Tofu – America voted you their favorite player last year… America voted for you to have a game changing power… and how do you repay us??? Sitting around doing “what the house wants.” Does he realize – HE IS PART OF THE HOUSE TOO! You can take control of the game this week if you use your votes to flip and get Zakiyah out instead of Michelle. You will have plenty of protection too. At the end of the day, you may not even get the girl if you keep playing hot/cold with her. Have fun back in Texas waiting for another reality show to call you!

Michelle Meyer – 5 strips of Tofu – it took her 7 weeks to realize that she was not as solid of an ally as she thought she was. Being a Mean Girl has got you some attention – but being a cry baby has gotten you more attention. Now that Michelle is about to walk out the door she is regreting not using the Veto on Frank, she is trying to form a relationship with Bridgette (which she tried to do to you but you shunned her), and only now she is seeing that her game sucked!

That brings us to the Tofurkey of the Week – and despite winning ANOTHER Veto – I am giving it to Paulie Calafiore. When you form an alliance called PP with Paul – that does not give you the right to pee in the hot tub! DUDE – cmon man… No matter what he does the rest of the season – he will always be remembered by Big Brother fans as the guy that pissed in the hot tub. As I mentioned in the opening, his game is starting to be exposed but no one seems to want to do anything about it. So as long as the rest of the house plays his game, he can move on to peeing in the pool, on the kitchen floor, in other people’s beds, on Julie Chen… oops – sorry, got a little carried away there!

OK – there we have it – another Big Brother 18 week in the books. In the comments section below – let me know what you think of the rankings. Also, my question of the week is – do you think there is still a chance that Michelle can get James to use his power and help her stay this week?

I am praying to the BB Gods that whoever wins the HoH on Thursday really shakes the game up. Double Eviction episodes are usually full of drama. Fingers crossed that this saves this season from becoming BB16 all over again.

From outside the Big Brother house, I am Adam Poch, have a great day!

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  1. PP stands for Pee Pee Paulie … what an a$$hat jerk!! Did BB think the Calafiore brothers deserve the 500K that much? Oh Please. Get him outta here and off the boob tube. Shame on CBS, shame on you!!

  2. If I was in the house and saw Paulie piss in the hot tub, I’d gather all of his belongings while he’s in DR, fold them all nice and tidy, stack it all in his suitcase, take it to the backyard and piss all over his stuff.

    AND I’d blame it on Zakiya marking her territory.

  3. (I know things are changing, but let me just sum up the last few days)
    So let me get this straight: There are 7 votes this week. Only 5 will count.
    4 of the 7 voters (plus the HOH) want to evict Z, but they don’t want to go against the house. What?! THE MAJORITY WANT TO EVICT HER. 6 of the 10 houseguests want to evict her (Michelle, Victor, Nat, James, Bridgette, Paul). That’s not going against the house. That’s going against Paulie. Is “The House” Paulie’s nickname now? There is no reason they should even consider keeping Z.

    • I am so confused. I thought this was how the vote was being planned then I watched BBAD last night and it seemed as if James was telling Paulie everything that was going on behind his back. Did I jump to the wrong conclusion? To make matters worse because of stupid football I have to wait until after 1:30am to find out what happens. I am really not liking James right now.

  4. If James actually sticks to the plan and they send Zak home it’ll be the biggest move of the season, I would be SOOOOO happy!!!!

    • James make a move. Ha – does he even realize he can be the biggest game changer in a while by using his power this week? I’d vote for him because I’m sick of boring couples summer camp with the other two guys talking sex nonstop and Bridgette drooling over P and C who will most likely be 100% single after press wrap-up. Oh and that annoying HOH – CEO ha!

  5. Victor’s Speech and the “bead throwing” will live in Infamy. That was the funniest stuff I’ve seen in awhile.

  6. Haha I think these rating would be updated just a smidge if they were posted a day later.

    • Yeah – the last few seasons by Wednesday – everything has been locked in place. Maybe next year I will do the rankings on Thursdays?

      • Or maybe the editor of the page will finally find someone who is more literate & has some whit to take your place.

      • Overcompensate is one word. And even in England, whit was not the word you were looking for. It is a word, just like it is in America, but it certainly isn’t the right word.

      • I feel honored to get a reply from the baconator himself. And vote flips on the last day haven’t been the most common occurrence in this season, or the past few seasons for that matter. So it’s reasonable that the final weekly rankings have come out on Wednesdays, when the votes are usually finalized.

  7. Glad to see I wasn’t the only one questioning why the hell Paul was wearing that floatie around!

  8. Victor is such a chauvinist that it was inevitable that he teamed up with all the bros.

  9. Victor’s speech was so stupid. He was voted out 9-1. Everything he said could apply to 7 other people – except complaining that Zak didn’t pay any attention to him. That was weird.

  10. Victor’s speech was so stupid. He was voted out 9-1. Everything he said could apply to 7 other people – except complaining that Zak didn’t pay any attention to him. That was weird.

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